Start here.
Don’t overplan.

The essentials to build a calm, real trip — plus the shortcuts if you want it done for you.

Choose your path

Not here to “do” the island. Here to feel it — without wasting time. Pick what matches your trip and I’ll point you to the right essentials.

❋ First time on the island

Read this first: how to choose where to stay + how to split Grande-Terre / Basse-Terre.

Start Smart (Guides)

❋ I have 3–5 days

A short trip that still feels real: one base, zero backtracking, no “top 10” marathon.

Grab the 3–5 day plan

❋ I have 7–10 days

Balanced pace, real variety: beach, forest, food, culture — with breathing room built in.

See 7–10 day itineraries

❋ I hate planning

Tell me your vibe + budget + pace.
I’ll design it — clean, realistic, and you-proof.

Design my trip

❋ I want to support local + move respectfully

The unsexy stuff that matters: etiquette, tipping, markets, what to ask — and what to never do.

Culture & Context (start here)

❋ Traveling queer / solo / want low-noise spots

Quiet picks + “how to move” notes so you can feel safe, unbothered, and not on display.

Show me quiet picks

3 rules that change everything

  • Don’t try to “do” the island. Let it meet you.

  • Base matters more than buckets. Choose where you sleep wisely.

  • Respect > aesthetic. Ask, tip, slow down.

Traveling queer ? Solo ? Want low-noise + respectful spots ?

I’ve got you.